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Tattooed Pirates of TH'COITUS
This be fer all ya scurrvy Lads 'n Lasses who be livin a life on th' High seas! If ya spend yer days Pilage and Plunderin then come aboard! AARRRRRRRR!!! Welcome to TH'COITUS! Where Debauchery is always alloud!
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fricnfrac
topic: Who got them a Pirate tattoo?
posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 16:26

i found my people...


capnrob
topic: Who got them a Pirate tattoo?
posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:38

I have a couple or so aboard o' me. Posted them in the "pics" page but here's a favorite of a hero of mine.


capnrob
topic: What be yer favorite Pirate movie ever!?
posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 14:32

Yellow Beard ! Its got pirate ships with battles ship to ship and hand to hand. It's got Treasure and a Beautiful Damsel. Then it's got Cheech and Chong, Eric Idle, John Cleese and Marty Feldman add Madeline Kahn and you've got hell of a Pirate Movie !


zimzumzim
topic: Trashy women sought by uk pirate......
posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 22:47

avast ye maties etc etc etc

Single 35 yo uk captain is seeking the company of trashy women who are in search of adventure with a reckless captain with a taste for the wild side!


theq
topic: I"M BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!
posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 02:21

its ok cao'n we luv ya.....tonight...i find myself now browsing here...drunk...and without a clue...RA RA!!

*spits*


theq
topic: ITS BAD LUCK TO HAVE A WOMEN ABOARED
posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 02:17

what...the....flying....fuck...is....THAT

>.<

cap'n...do your duty


paintbrush
topic: I"M BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!
posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:52

>>Fuck you guys crack me up.....!!
>>
>>What I'd do to snap my fingers and end up in PHX for the evening.....damnnnn
>
>well ya'd have to get the fook outta canadia first.....
>
><.<
>
>>.>
>
>
>
>oh yeah....i said it! hehehehehehe

Ha ha Canadia! AGAIN!!!

Q ya would melt here now its a toasty 115 today!


badinfluence
topic: Pirate Names
posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 09:24

ME pirate name be Mad John Kid. Now that I finished yer test, where be me Jack n' Water?


badinfluence
topic: Pirate Names
posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 09:23

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My pirate name is:
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Mad John Kidd </div>
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<div style="left:110px; top:-60px; width:290px; position:relative; text-align: justify;">
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
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<a href="http://www.piratequiz.com/" style="position:absolute; width:100%; left:0px; bottom:20px; color:f8eecc;">Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.</a><br />part of the fidius.org network
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finnvitka
topic: Name Yerr Poison!
posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:13

Mead. I be a VikingPirate.


finnvitka
topic: Pirate Names
posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:07

Cap't Iron Jack Darkmane.


zakattak
topic: Pirate Names
posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:36

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr Capt. Gingerstache the Grim Be I................


theprofessor
topic: Pirate Names
posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 18:13

IRON DAVEY FLINT BE ME NAME....ARRRR!!!!!


badinfluence
topic: I"M BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!
posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:55

Hello people...just felt like saying hello, so Hello Hello Hello!!!


theq
topic: I"M BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!
posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 16:44

>Fuck you guys crack me up.....!!
>
>What I'd do to snap my fingers and end up in PHX for the evening.....damnnnn

well ya'd have to get the fook outta canadia first.....

<.<

>.>



oh yeah....i said it! hehehehehehe




Well I have to finish school first ya looney!!!

Come to think of it... that "i" would go great up yur butt!!!

Ohhh ya.... 1 point for Q


crash
topic: I"M BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!
posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 14:07

>Fuck you guys crack me up.....!!
>
>What I'd do to snap my fingers and end up in PHX for the evening.....damnnnn

well ya'd have to get the fook outta canadia first.....

<.<

>.>



oh yeah....i said it! hehehehehehe


theq
topic: I"M BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!
posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:27

Fuck you guys crack me up.....!!

What I'd do to snap my fingers and end up in PHX for the evening.....damnnnn


theq
topic: confused???
posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:25

Q would be the best point....but I might be partial about that....bahahaha...

I WILL NEVER FORGET ABOUT THE SHIP!!!

I shall whip you or thinking so....

*cracks whip!*


crash
topic: confused???
posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 14:24

>DID EVERYONE DISAPPEAR AGAIN!?!?!?!

um...yup


crash
topic: confused???
posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 14:23

>>>first id need a car to atleast make it to point G
>>
>>I couldn't even find point FUCKING G!
>
>I AM TH' Cap'n!
>
>I can take a ship anywhere but once I'm in a car I'm fookin lost.

LMFAO!!!! "lost"?!?!?!

nay, Cap'n! ya made up a whole new meaning to the word "lost" - yer in yer own category now! HAHAHAHAHA


capntwitch
topic: confused???
posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 03:15

DID EVERYONE DISAPPEAR AGAIN!?!?!?!


capntwitch
topic: confused???
posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 00:39

>>first id need a car to atleast make it to point G
>
>I couldn't even find point FUCKING G!

I AM TH' Cap'n!

I can take a ship anywhere but once I'm in a car I'm fookin lost.


capntwitch
topic: confused???
posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 21:35

>first id need a car to atleast make it to point G

I couldn't even find point FUCKING G!


crash
topic: confused???
posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 18:47

>>>AAAARRRRRRRR!
>>>
>>>That what we be needin in here. More entertainment!
>>
>>have someone start video taping ya attempting to drive from point A to point B and winding up at points S, Q, G, O, E, and U!
>>
>>-- now THAT'S entertainment!!!
>>
>>BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>
>WE don't have enough TAPE!

no shite! HAHAHAHAHA


capntwitch
topic: confused???
posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 01:37

>>AAAARRRRRRRR!
>>
>>That what we be needin in here. More entertainment!
>
>have someone start video taping ya attempting to drive from point A to point B and winding up at points S, Q, G, O, E, and U!
>
>-- now THAT'S entertainment!!!
>
>BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WE don't have enough TAPE!


crash
topic: confused???
posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 15:49

>AAAARRRRRRRR!
>
>That what we be needin in here. More entertainment!

have someone start video taping ya attempting to drive from point A to point B and winding up at points S, Q, G, O, E, and U!

-- now THAT'S entertainment!!!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


capntwitch
topic: confused???
posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 22:41

>i be ye catfish the savage dj that has entertained the most blood thirsty and drunkest swashbucklers & scalliwags that ever sailed the 7 seas


AAAARRRRRRRR!

That what we be needin in here. More entertainment!


crash
topic: confused???
posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 13:47

>>it seems to happen that way for a few weeks then bam new messages ... p. s. AHOY
>Welcome back Lad!

aye! welcome back! i don't know ya, but good to finally have someone else trying to be active in here!!!


capntwitch
topic: confused???
posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 22:40

>it seems to happen that way for a few weeks then bam new messages ... p. s. AHOY
Welcome back Lad!


capntwitch
topic: pirate joke (a bit lame but thought i'd post it anyways)
posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 19:29

>>>>Who needs ocean when you have HOT lasses walkin around wearing damn near nothin!
>>>
>>>i walk around wearing damn near nothing...arr ya saying i'm fugly?!?! WTF?!
>>>
>>>that's not very nice, mr. swap-ass!
>>>
>>>AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>>
>>>here, have a sno cone!
>>>
>>>*hands paint a sno cone*
>>>^-- that'll last ya for about.....2 minutes! hehehehehehe
>>
>>Not in this heat it won't!
>
>have ya evaporated in th' desert yet?


I went from being skinny to Transparent!


capntwitch
topic: hey, i'm back on inkednation coitus
posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 19:29

>psst...hey Cap'n.....
>
>ARR YA RETARDED?!?!?!?!?!
>
>
>LMFAO!
>
>(CAP'N RETARDO!!!)

Extra Crispy Retarrrrrrrrded!


crash
topic: pirate joke (a bit lame but thought i'd post it anyways)
posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 02:31

>>>Who needs ocean when you have HOT lasses walkin around wearing damn near nothin!
>>
>>i walk around wearing damn near nothing...arr ya saying i'm fugly?!?! WTF?!
>>
>>that's not very nice, mr. swap-ass!
>>
>>AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>here, have a sno cone!
>>
>>*hands paint a sno cone*
>>^-- that'll last ya for about.....2 minutes! hehehehehehe
>
>Not in this heat it won't!

have ya evaporated in th' desert yet?


crash
topic: hey, i'm back on inkednation coitus
posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 02:30

psst...hey Cap'n.....

ARR YA RETARDED?!?!?!?!?!


LMFAO!

(CAP'N RETARDO!!!)


capntwitch
topic: confused???
posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 02:10

Ya have to message people. DUH!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


capntwitch
topic: pirate joke (a bit lame but thought i'd post it anyways)
posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 02:09

>>Who needs ocean when you have HOT lasses walkin around wearing damn near nothin!
>
>i walk around wearing damn near nothing...arr ya saying i'm fugly?!?! WTF?!
>
>that's not very nice, mr. swap-ass!
>
>AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>
>here, have a sno cone!
>
>*hands paint a sno cone*
>^-- that'll last ya for about.....2 minutes! hehehehehehe

Not in this heat it won't!


capntwitch
topic: hey, i'm back on inkednation coitus
posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 02:08

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Can we get a group hug now??
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>What arrrr ya gay!?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I was trying to get a cheap feel from the lasses aboard!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>You are the one that watched that Video!! TWICE!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>ARRRR! watch yer hands! ye ain't be coppin' a cheap feel from me!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>hehehe - th' Cap'n checked his male and liked it enough to watch it more than once! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Well we all know hes a fookin SCOTT! that and he likes looking at my nuts!!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I thought ya had a flashlight in yer pants! ya pale fooker!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>mmmhmmm....and of course ya were LOOKIN enough to be able to tell!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I couldn't see shite! I was blinded!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>likely lie....i mean.....excuse!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You're talking again....................
>>>>>
>>>>>have ya ever known me to not talk? DER!
>>>>
>>>>Ummmmmmmmmm. SHITE! I guess not
>>>
>>>DUH!
>>
>>No time like the present to start!
>>
>>LOL
><


crash
topic: confused???
posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 22:25

>why do i even have inkednation anymore... i get nothing but hey new bullshitins...

i've asked myself that often as well....'cause....uh....we're all on myspace already! HAHAHAHAHA


crash
topic: pirate joke (a bit lame but thought i'd post it anyways)
posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 02:57

>Who needs ocean when you have HOT lasses walkin around wearing damn near nothin!

i walk around wearing damn near nothing...arr ya saying i'm fugly?!?! WTF?!

that's not very nice, mr. swap-ass!

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

here, have a sno cone!

*hands paint a sno cone*
^-- that'll last ya for about.....2 minutes! hehehehehehe


crash
topic: hey, i'm back on inkednation coitus
posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 02:54

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Can we get a group hug now??
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>What arrrr ya gay!?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>I was trying to get a cheap feel from the lasses aboard!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>You are the one that watched that Video!! TWICE!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>ARRRR! watch yer hands! ye ain't be coppin' a cheap feel from me!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>hehehe - th' Cap'n checked his male and liked it enough to watch it more than once! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Well we all know hes a fookin SCOTT! that and he likes looking at my nuts!!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I thought ya had a flashlight in yer pants! ya pale fooker!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>mmmhmmm....and of course ya were LOOKIN enough to be able to tell!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I couldn't see shite! I was blinded!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>likely lie....i mean.....excuse!
>>>>>
>>>>>You're talking again....................
>>>>
>>>>have ya ever known me to not talk? DER!
>>>
>>>Ummmmmmmmmm. SHITE! I guess not
>>
>>DUH!
>
>No time like the present to start!
>
>LOL

no such luck for ya, lad! hehehehehehe


crash
topic: pirate joke (a bit lame but thought i'd post it anyways)
posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 02:53

>>i don't much like ya anymore =(
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
>I don't suck I bite!

huh....i do both!

HAR HAR HAR!

LMFAO! =P


capntwitch
topic: pirate joke (a bit lame but thought i'd post it anyways)
posted: Wed May 31, 2006 21:32

>Who needs ocean when you have HOT lasses walkin around wearing damn near nothin!

With HUGE whips!


paintbrush
topic: pirate joke (a bit lame but thought i'd post it anyways)
posted: Wed May 31, 2006 13:10

Who needs ocean when you have HOT lasses walkin around wearing damn near nothin!


capntwitch
topic: pirate joke (a bit lame but thought i'd post it anyways)
posted: Tue May 30, 2006 18:22

>That and we gots us a Fetish Prom too!! that is definatly a better time than a silly little ocean

HELL FOOKIN YEAH!


paintbrush
topic: pirate joke (a bit lame but thought i'd post it anyways)
posted: Tue May 30, 2006 08:39

That and we gots us a Fetish Prom too!! that is definatly a better time than a silly little ocean


capntwitch
topic: hey, i'm back on inkednation coitus
posted: Mon May 29, 2006 18:58

>>>>>>>>>>>>>Can we get a group hug now??
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>What arrrr ya gay!?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I was trying to get a cheap feel from the lasses aboard!!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>You are the one that watched that Video!! TWICE!!!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>ARRRR! watch yer hands! ye ain't be coppin' a cheap feel from me!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>hehehe - th' Cap'n checked his male and liked it enough to watch it more than once! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Well we all know hes a fookin SCOTT! that and he likes looking at my nuts!!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I thought ya had a flashlight in yer pants! ya pale fooker!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>mmmhmmm....and of course ya were LOOKIN enough to be able to tell!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I couldn't see shite! I was blinded!
>>>>>
>>>>>likely lie....i mean.....excuse!
>>>>
>>>>You're talking again....................
>>>
>>>have ya ever known me to not talk? DER!
>>
>>Ummmmmmmmmm. SHITE! I guess not
>
>DUH!

No time like the present to start!

LOL


capntwitch
topic: pirate joke (a bit lame but thought i'd post it anyways)
posted: Mon May 29, 2006 18:57

>i don't much like ya anymore =(
>
>
>
>
>YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I don't suck I bite!


crash
topic: hey, i'm back on inkednation coitus
posted: Mon May 29, 2006 18:52

>>>>>>>>>>>>Can we get a group hug now??
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>What arrrr ya gay!?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I was trying to get a cheap feel from the lasses aboard!!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>You are the one that watched that Video!! TWICE!!!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>ARRRR! watch yer hands! ye ain't be coppin' a cheap feel from me!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>hehehe - th' Cap'n checked his male and liked it enough to watch it more than once! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Well we all know hes a fookin SCOTT! that and he likes looking at my nuts!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I thought ya had a flashlight in yer pants! ya pale fooker!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>mmmhmmm....and of course ya were LOOKIN enough to be able to tell!
>>>>>
>>>>>I couldn't see shite! I was blinded!
>>>>
>>>>likely lie....i mean.....excuse!
>>>
>>>You're talking again....................
>>
>>have ya ever known me to not talk? DER!
>
>Ummmmmmmmmm. SHITE! I guess not

DUH!


crash
topic: pirate joke (a bit lame but thought i'd post it anyways)
posted: Mon May 29, 2006 18:52

i don't much like ya anymore =(




YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


capntwitch
topic: hey, i'm back on inkednation coitus
posted: Mon May 29, 2006 18:08

>>>>>>>>>>>Can we get a group hug now??
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>What arrrr ya gay!?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I was trying to get a cheap feel from the lasses aboard!!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You are the one that watched that Video!! TWICE!!!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>ARRRR! watch yer hands! ye ain't be coppin' a cheap feel from me!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>hehehe - th' Cap'n checked his male and liked it enough to watch it more than once! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Well we all know hes a fookin SCOTT! that and he likes looking at my nuts!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I thought ya had a flashlight in yer pants! ya pale fooker!
>>>>>
>>>>>mmmhmmm....and of course ya were LOOKIN enough to be able to tell!
>>>>
>>>>I couldn't see shite! I was blinded!
>>>
>>>likely lie....i mean.....excuse!
>>
>>You're talking again....................
>
>have ya ever known me to not talk? DER!

Ummmmmmmmmm. SHITE! I guess not


capntwitch
topic: pirate joke (a bit lame but thought i'd post it anyways)
posted: Mon May 29, 2006 18:07

She's right Paint.....we don't hav arrr selves an ocean.


But we do have .....................THE THREE BAD JACKS!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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