agamemnon |
topic: WHAT ARE YA'S WAITING FOR????
posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 03:07
oh heres a good one, on my first thread i figured i would tell my dumbass story about myself... but this one is better. one of my clients decided to get the word VAMPIRE on his forearm because his girlfriend picked it out for him. i did it in lower case old english lettering as you see in the pic below. the lettering was tight and the colors were vibrant. but two days later he comes to me and has a blank look on his face and solemly asks me if i can and i quote "undo or remove it because he changed his mind". now thats a straight dumbass. |
agamemnon |
topic: WHAT ARE YA'S WAITING FOR????
posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 15:52
hey all new to the group....hell new to the whole inked nation thing. if i had known this was here i would have never joined myspace. well anyway on with the dumbass story, about 8 months ago i decided that i was going to be a tattoo artist. so my dumbass goes out and gets a full studio practically. and since at the time there were no studios in south carolina (at least within a 100+ mile radius), became the most hated of all tattooers the dreaded "scratcher". man i took all kinds of hits and punches that a typical hard headed dumbass would take! but fuck it, with the help of a few pros, some serious trial and error (and they all knew what they were getting into) and some hard work and intuission. i have graduated to an advanced dumbass now certified scratcher lol! i guess some people are just too dense to give it up! oh well the bright side is i will be dead oneday.lol |
captinsano |
topic: WHAT ARE YA'S WAITING FOR????
posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 02:57
LOOKS LIKE I CAME IN AT THE WRONG TIME.....DOING A LITTLE EX-HUSBAND BASHING ARE WE? MY BAD KARMA ALWAYS COMES IN THE FORM OF CAR TROUBLE. |
roxyloo |
topic: WHAT ARE YA'S WAITING FOR????
posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 01:02
>I'm sorry but I had to giggle a little! It's okay, I was once MARRIED to a dumbass!
me too!!! why do we do that?? it seems we have to marry a dumbass as a karma thing. my ex is the king of dumbasses, the kind that stares at you while you're fixing a disaster...*rolling eyes* just standing there...staring.. |
cyn1 |
topic: WHAT ARE YA'S WAITING FOR????
posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 22:02
I got into it today with this fucking ahole at the supermarket...took up two spots in the lot...he was talking to his friend while walking up to his car..and he's all look at that thing shine...i said sarcasticaly to him "nice parking job" he thought i was joking around with him and he laughs then says..oh! well i don't want anyone to hit it...I told him he was a mook fuck and to go get a dick...FINALLY i got to say something to one of those assholes that do that.
plus it was a perfect set up with him walking up to the fucking thing bragging about it. fuck him, I can't fucking stand people like that. It's now my mission in life to tell all these fuckers what i think of them..no more silent eye rolling..I'm taking out the shit filter...maybe that will relieve some of the stress. I've noticed myself doing this more and more. i think i'm going to become some kind of bitchy superhero.. |
drew |
topic: WHAT ARE YA'S WAITING FOR????
posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 03:37
I'M RIGHT HERE... JUST WORKIN ON MORE DUMBASS THINGS TOO TALK ABOUT!!! LOL!!! |
cyn1 |
topic: WHAT ARE YA'S WAITING FOR????
posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 00:27
another AOL a hole
Beachynut [12:22 AM]: its ok, do u have digital?
Ccyndi1 [12:22 AM]: camera?
Beachynut [12:22 AM]: yes
Ccyndi1 [12:22 AM]: yeah
Beachynut [12:23 AM]: lol cool
Beachynut [12:23 AM]: have a mirror handy? shoot me a pic and send so I can see how u look now
Ccyndi1 [12:24 AM]: excuse me..i have like how many flicks in my profile and u have none and u are asking me for more? get bent |
cyn1 |
topic: WHAT ARE YA'S WAITING FOR????
posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 20:43
hey i've contributed...wake everyone else up |
cyn1 |
topic: WHAT ARE YA'S WAITING FOR????
posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 20:27
tis alright, it's been over four years since my son was born..i've accepted the fact i was with a dumbass. lol thank god my exhusbad...the guy before..wasn't...then i'd have a complex LOL..so giggle on.. |
cyn1 |
topic: WHAT ARE YA'S WAITING FOR????
posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 16:58
i'm a little ashamed to admit this..cuz i could be the dumbass for ever being with this guy, but my son's dad has our son's first and middle name tattooed on his shoulder blade...He had the artist tattoo the middle name misspelled....what dumbass doesn't know how to spell his kids' name. |
cyn1 |
topic: dumbasses on aol
posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 19:15
Here is another...AOL is rich with dumbasses
Ccyndi1 [12:04 AM]: Kongfu71 [12:01 AM]: what's the tattoo of on ur back?
Ccyndi1 [12:02 AM]: tiki
Kongfu71 [12:02 AM]: what's a tiki?
Ccyndi1 [12:03 AM]: r u fucking serious?
Ccyndi1 [12:04 AM]: Kongfu71 [12:04 AM]: i guess everyone's supposed to know wtf a tiki is?
Ccyndi1 [12:04 AM]: WTF
Ccyndi1 [12:04 AM]: yeah i would think so
emm he signed off after this
sorry but just thought this dude was a total fucking idiot |
cyn1 |
topic: Jacked this story
posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 18:53
Got this one off one of my myspace groups...too good to pass up posting this in here:
"A woman my mom rents to decided to tattoo her boyfriends name under her eye. She did it herself with a safety pin and some ink.
The best part is.....
Wait for it........
She did it looking in the mirror, so the name is backwards!
Fan-damn-tastic"
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drew |
topic: WHAT NOT TOO SAY!!!
posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:14
OK THIS IS A REPOST OF A REPOST... EVERYONE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY (ME INCLUDED) SO I FIGURED IT WOULD BE A GOOD TOPIC FOR THIS DUMBASS GROUP... ITS NOT TATTOO RELATED BUT IT IS PURE STUPIDITY!!!
OK... THIS IS A TRUE STORY! I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MY EX FOR THE 1ST TIME... WE WERE 69ing AND I WAS LETS JUST SAY GOING TO TOWN WITH MY HAND... WELL SHE QUIEFFED! DON'T FUCKIN ASK WHAT THE FUCK I WAS THINKING... I GUESS I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT AND TOTALLY OUT OF MY MIND HAVING SEX WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL... AND TO BREAK THE MOMENT OF UNCOMFORTABLITY LIKE A DUMBASS... I SAID "QUIEEEFF"!!! LMAO! LIKE I SAID... DUMBASS!!! THERE WAS A LONGER MOMENT OF REAL UNCOMFORTABLITY BEFORE WE BOTH PRETENDED IT NEVER HAPPENED AND CONTINUED TO SERVICE EACH OTHER! AFTER A FEW MONTHS I BROUGHT IT UP... SHE BLUSHED CALLED ME AN ASS... TOLD ME IT WAS MY FAULT IT HAPPENED AND THAT IF IT DIDN'T FEEL SO GOOD SHE WOULD HAVE STOPPED! I GUESS MY SKILLS SAVED ME... BUT I DID LEARN MY LESSON! EXCEPT FOR THE TIME....
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cyn1 |
topic: WHAT ARE YA'S WAITING FOR????
posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 23:19
damn no one else has a story? i got tons..shit i got an appt tomorrow and will have three more..share please |
drew |
topic: WHAT ARE YA'S WAITING FOR????
posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 18:16
HAHAHAHAHA... YA THATS WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT!
WHAT A DUMBASS!!! |
cyn1 |
topic: WHAT ARE YA'S WAITING FOR????
posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 17:16
I got one...was in my artists chair one day and this guy comes in..want's my guy to do some work on him. tells him this whole complicated story on how his regular guy wouldn't work on him cause he didn't have his I.D. so now that he's driven all the way back to get it he doesn't feel like going back out there. The tattoo this guy is guy is getting: "Loyalty"......dumbass |
oursweetdecay |
topic: WHAT ARE YA'S WAITING FOR????
posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 05:41
oh and u really need to lay off the cap key there buddy.
haha <3 |
oursweetdecay |
topic: WHAT ARE YA'S WAITING FOR????
posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 05:01
I don't know any dumbass stories........I think you being the group starter and all......should share the first dumbass story.
yup yup I think you should
:0) |
drew |
topic: WHAT ARE YA'S WAITING FOR????
posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 02:54
OK... WILL SOMEBODY TELL A DUMBASS STORY OR SOMETHING ALREADY! ANYTHING... HA HO LETS GO!!! |
