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Jolt
101-year-old Man
Houston, Texas, United States |
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| Last Login: |
| 09/03/2008 |
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Smoking: |
I'm a light smoker |
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I'm a heavy drinker |
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Aquarius |
Fav Music: The Donnas, Liz Phair, The Horrorpops, White Zombie, Ani Defranco, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Ramones
Fav Flicks: NOTLD, TCM, Donnie Darko, May, Dellamorte Dellamore, Frailty, Freaks, HO1kC, Devils Rejects, Tenebre, anything where somebodys horribly maimed basically. Oh and Urban Cowboy (despite the lack of dismemberment) "SISSY DAMMIT!!!" Thats a guys version of a chick flick. They couldnt make that movie today.
Fav TV: Scrubs, The Wire, anything Joss Whedon
Vices: Used book stores, caffeine, nicotine, burritos, cheap rum and good whiskey, and I aint a chubby chaser, but I like a thick bitch.
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| Why do you build me up, Buttercup? |
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| About Me: |
Some things you probably dont need to know about me...
I have a strange Toni Collette obsession (I know how weird that is dont judge me).
I love dogs. Especially boxers.
If youre a Laker fan, watch NASCAR or listen to ICP I probably wont like you. And if youre a Laker fan who watchs NASCAR and listens to ICP I REALLY wont like you (unless you have big breasts).
I dont trust people that dont like coffee. Goes double for ice cream.
I read a lot.
I cant spell "probably". I always notice afterwards that I spelled it "probally" I already had to fix it twice just writing this.
I fucking HATE Sandra Bullock.
I have really nice nipples.
Three words... coconut custard fucking pie.
I did not castrate Heathuu's dog.
I have the largest horror movie collection ever.
Im short. (5' 4) And loud.
I like a woman with an appetite. Dont order the fucking salad.
I like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain. Im not much into health food. I am into champagne.
I have a Myspace (http://www.myspace.com/46215741) but Im here more. If this place allowed long blogs I might not have a Myspace at all. But you know, I gotta be able to write 2,000 word essays on why A Nightmare on Elm St Part Two is gay every once in a while.
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| About My Ink: |
| My tattoos dont mean any fucking thing. You dont need to have your mother die of cancer to get a tattoo. Art for arts sake is perfectly fine. And why would you think that anybody who asks about your tattoo WANTS to hear about your dead mother anyway? Put down the remote, stop watching Miami Inked and think for yourself. Everytime somebody says "They all have deep, personal, spiritual meaning to me" God mutilates the genitals of a pakistani woman. THINK OF THE PAKISTANI WOMEN PEOPLE!!! |
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| About Whom I Want to Meet: |
People who know the difference between There, Their and Theyre. And Your and Youre. And people who dont abuse apostrophes. Theyre DVDs not DVD's they dont possess nothing. Apostrophes dont grow on trees people. STOP THE SENSELESS USE OF APOSTROPHES!!!!
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tattedupsexxxxy
 
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Gorrggeeeooouuss
Niice profile also =) |
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inkedgirl07
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| Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 09:10 |
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inkedgirl07
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inkaholikdotcom
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| Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 08:49 |
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goddesseyes99
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| Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:16 |
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| Heyyy check out my new work in progress!!! |
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kierrafaith
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| Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 21:06 |
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| HAVE A GREAT V-DAY SWEETHEART! |
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absynthedagger
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| Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 08:01 |
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| just stoppin in to say hello!! |
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grimms21
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| Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 23:08 |
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august1972
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 01:48 |
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august1972
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| Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 19:33 |
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| Indeed I have seen it many times before. I was just making an observation is all..... |
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august1972
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| Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 15:28 |
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| I see you changed your default pic to the one of you and your best friend!! :o) |
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grimms21
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| Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 15:20 |
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| so I went to the doc and guess what? I have a lung infection.. I am worse today then yesterday... So i guess you didn't get me sick after all..muah!! I dont have a phone now so i will try and find ya soon |
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grimms21
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| Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 21:58 |
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| god.. i am so sick..lol.. I need some luv.... |
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grimms21
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| Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:00 |
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| no way!! even JLO can't keep me away.. |
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grimms21
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| Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 23:14 |
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| you listen to JLo really? That's worse then White Chicks babe.. |
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grimms21
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| Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 19:34 |
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| awwww..baby..ur the best!! made my day... |
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inkedgirl07
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| Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 13:39 |
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| Hope you're having a great day!! Have a good week! |
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grimms21
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| Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:47 |
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grimms21
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| Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:45 |
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| I have had the cheesiest grin at worl all day today..i'm still on cloud nine I think..Muah!! |
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august1972
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| Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 03:43 |
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| YEAH ME!! Kyle Cotterman just said he would take on my whole other sleeve I want to do!! |
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august1972
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| Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 03:37 |
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grimms21
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| Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 18:25 |
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| it mose def does..never again!! lol..muah!! |
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grimms21
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| Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 18:25 |
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grimms21
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| Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 18:25 |
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| Hope ur feeling better babe...muah!! |
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grimms21
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| Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 17:51 |
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| Hey sexy man.. I just returned from my vacation.. I had such a good time but I am so happy to be home at last.. Hopefully I will get to see ya soon.. Happy New Year!! I am getting a new phone so I'll hit ya up as soon as i get it.. Muah!! |
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ixya
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| Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:37 |
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kierrafaith
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| Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 23:08 |
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inkedgirl07
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| Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 15:09 |
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| Thanks for adding me on here too lol Hope you have a GREAT New Years:-) XOXO |
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| Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 13:01 |
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grimms21
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 03:06 |
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| hey sweet man..I couldn't sleep..I'm just anxious.. I don't know if i told you but it's my first time on a plane..Kinda excited..I'm a dork i know..Anyways have a safe trip and have fun sweetie..Happy Holidays..Muah!! Hope to see you when i return.. |
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| Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 18:51 |
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absynthedagger
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| Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 21:08 |
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| Hey there neighbor.... just droppin by for a quick hello |
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grimms21
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| Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 13:59 |
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| hey sweet man thnx for the convo..it meant alot to me..mmuah!!! |
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august1972
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| Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 21:36 |
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Can you guess what I want for Christmas?
I have been a VERY good girl!!
:o) |
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grimms21
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| Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 15:59 |
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| hey sweet man..hope ur day has gone well... |
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grimms21
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| Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 02:35 |
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| well thank you babe...thnx for telling me about it..muah!! |
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kierrafaith
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| Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:53 |
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HI FRIEND!
HOPE ALL IS WELL!
XOXO
KIERRA
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goddesseyes99
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| Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 23:07 |
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| WASSSS UPPPPPP...lol sitting over here bored with my big ole belly!!!! |
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august1972
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| Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 23:05 |
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I smell BUBBLE GUM!!
Bubble Gum
Bubble Gum
Bubble Gum!! |
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inkmydollparts
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| Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 15:29 |
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| wherehaveyoubeenallmylife? |
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august1972
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| Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 17:30 |
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Think I will look good in NEON ORANGE????
Just in case the sky falls on your head........... :o) |
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liveinthesky
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| Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 20:45 |
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| been a while hope all is good in your hood......ttyl....xoxox |
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absynthedagger
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| Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 18:27 |
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absynthedagger
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| Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 19:43 |
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"""MUAHHH!!!! I WANT ONE BACK! You've been blown a KISS.
If u get 1-3 ur sweet, 4-6 adorable, 7-9 freaken hot.
So start blowin them kisses""" |
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