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linakay 19-year-old Woman clearwater, Florida, United States |
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| Last Login: |
| 11/20/2009 |
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| Friends, Dating, Relationships, Networking |
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Height: |
5 ft. 5 in. |
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Body Type: |
Slim |
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Orientation: |
Straight |
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Marital Status: |
Attached |
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Smoking: |
I'm a heavy smoker |
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I'm a light/social drinker |
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None |
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Zodiac Sign: |
Cancer |
Interests: skimboarding,shows,drinkin beer and watchin nascar[[seriously]],pool,strip clubs,body mod,cars[[classics]],bikes[[harleys,customs]].comic books,unreal,cs
Fav Music: everything from classical,the shit your great great grandmother listened to,metal,punk,ska,jazz,trance/house.just really honestly.pretty much everything.a few favs-johny cash,evlis,all that remains,as i lay dying,36 crazy fists,cradle of filth,cannible corpse,six feet under,agony scene,funeral for a friend,calico system,streelight,catch22,lcb,misfits,acdc,aero smith,lynard skynard,metallica,pantera,frank sinatra,the beatles,guns n roses,and even a little hit the lights now and then.
Fav Flicks: dead alive.enough said.
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| linakay |
| My Name: |
| linakay |
| About Me: |
dislikes: suspended license probation nicotine nazis being out of hotsauce mornings the cold vanilla icecream with out chocolate syrup guys that think strip clubs are a dating service [[a free dating service at that]] re runs full flavored stogies probation in general girls whose thighs touch sxe kids affliction splenda stationary poles waiting being bullshitted hearing commercials about catheters
likes: stogies fucking my boyfriend money coffee chocolate icecream ncis spicy popcorn hot sauce beach
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tat2dirish


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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:47 |
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| yup thats Aaron is....were good friends, we used to travel alot together. |
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atomicsteve


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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:24 |
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| sorry past the 90 day return policy point...and besides that i am already spoiled. |
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atomicsteve


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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:44 |
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| lurker! i like when you lurk! |
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atomicsteve


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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:28 |
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atomicsteve


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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:14 |
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| quit lurking...you lurk face you...lurky mclurkerson...lurkmeister...lurkipants...lurkidurk... |
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atomicsteve


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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:18 |
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| i ate yer donuts...again ;) |
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atomicsteve


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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 22:30 |
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| another one...wtf...you trying to wreck my game...ha ha ha! |
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atomicsteve


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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 16:57 |
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| what? why you gotta out me like that!!!...and whatever...you are 19 now!!!! 19!!!! |
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fredosnr


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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 13:10 |
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| I don't give up that easy. |
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atomicsteve


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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:38 |
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fredosnr


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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 00:24 |
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atomicsteve


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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 18:09 |
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| yes dear...yes dear...oh god no...please don't hit me again....please! |
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billydruid


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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 06:19 |
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"chicks that want to fuck my boyfriends lurking through my profile being on probation so i cant beat the fuck out of said chicks"
No more beating chicks just cuz they wish they was you. |
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billydruid


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Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 20:54 |
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hftech


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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 01:17 |
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youngbloodj


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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 19:03 |
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jjtherockstar


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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 10:52 |
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I would love to how have you been? No more having people slip nasty shit in your drinks I hope |
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jjtherockstar


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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 08:57 |
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deanofrage


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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 00:47 |
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| im back in tampa...come meet up with us soon |
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markalvarado


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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 16:48 |
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Tarzan Sex (13)
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex.
“What's that?” he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said “Oh, Tarzan use a hole in the trunk of tree!”
Horrified, she said, “Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly.”
She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide. “Here,” she said, “you must put it in here.”
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch.
Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, “What the hell did you do that for?”
“Tarzan check for bees first!”
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markalvarado


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Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 14:31 |
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Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?" She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."
"Why?" he asked. She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!" "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! ? Better not eat any more chicken." He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!" She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her!
She said, "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!
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carlconiglius


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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 02:16 |
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hairbot


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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 20:54 |
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| we are gonna have to get together sometime so you can show me the ropes on this damn site |
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atomicsteve


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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 12:30 |
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| ...lurk........lurk........lurk....lurk...lurk..lurk..lurk.lurk.lurk.lrulurlurlurlurlurlurlur |
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shortbusswagga


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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 07:12 |
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| Omg I'm a dancer there too! You probaly just don't recognize me without my blue wig |
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shortbusswagga


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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 03:31 |
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| hahaha 26 years? I dont have that long love! |
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link282828


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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 20:51 |
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| so whats good? how have you been? |
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atomicsteve


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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:06 |
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| ...and that my dear...is precisely why i adore you...fucking brilliant as usual... |
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spvxxx


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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:27 |
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| haha whats going one? ive missed you kinda |
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thor333


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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 22:21 |
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| Kudos to your face! Next time bring yourself down here! |
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relientkyle813


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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 02:42 |
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| Lol I'm beating you even more now I'm up to 1 1/8. And maybe you should come chill sometime I came out to your town you gotta come over to mine lol |
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powderfinger


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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 23:24 |
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Are you ever NOT online?? Everytime I log in you are here!! ;)
Love the Sublime on your profile.... |
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inkslinger1409


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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 17:52 |
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jakejakejake


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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:25 |
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bigk


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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 18:46 |
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somethingsnappy


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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 14:27 |
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Well thanks.
and youre welcome!! |
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therojo


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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 03:14 |
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| Push or riding lawn mower? |
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therojo


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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 03:10 |
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The clown costume got lost in translation while I was being shipped over from the French Antilles.
Sorry... |
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therojo


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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 02:56 |
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| Who said anything about jokes? What am I, a fucking clown now? |
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therojo


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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 02:20 |
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| That you smile in a photo, sucka. |
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paultime


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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 18:25 |
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| Whats goin on beautiful?? |
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paultime


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Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 16:21 |
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| And why can't there be more girls like you in the world??? I'm sick of there not being any hot girls with tats around me!!!! |
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defmonkey43


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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 20:48 |
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paultime


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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 04:15 |
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| Yeah, it actually kinda hurts. lol. In a good way of course! |
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aclean97


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Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 18:55 |
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The baby plugs are great, they`re at a 1/2 inch now. kinda like your mans dick. lol..
oh hows that rash healing up ? |
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gcast29


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Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:37 |
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addincted


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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 02:00 |
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| Hey there cutie thanks for the add ;-') |
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madone69


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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 08:26 |
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| Thanks for adding me to your friends. Nice Ink! |
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scarredbytimex


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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 16:03 |
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| For sure, I wanna get down there soon, I hate it up here. |
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scarredbytimex


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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 14:22 |
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they were wicked awesome live!! Thanks for the add. I'm moving down your way pretty soon hopefully. |
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