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JOHNWESTFALL68
41-year-old Man
WINTER HAVEN, Florida, United States |
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Body Type: |
Large |
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Ethnicity: |
Caucasian / White |
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Orientation: |
Straight |
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Marital Status: |
Married |
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Education: |
Junior College/ Trade/ Technical |
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Annual Income: |
50,000 to $100,000 |
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None |
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Zodiac Sign: |
Scorpio |
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Speaks: |
English |
Interests: The ocean, Custom rides, Pin-up works of art, Eyes, Elephants, Teddy Bears "Say something about it. I am bigger than you!" Turtles, Seeing the world and the unique people and things around us. Being a good father. Fireworks the bigger the better. Being a good husband and father, Cooking on the grill... Being with freinds and family..
Fav Music: Old time rock - n - roll, Classic rock, Rap, R&B, Country, Anything with a beat line and words that I can understand. Johnny Cash, Elvis, Meatloaf, Uncle Cracker, Kidrock, Tracey Adkins, Willie Nelson, Charlie Daniels, Jorney, Run DMC, LL Cool J,
Fav Flicks: Way to many to name....
Fav TV: Educational types like "How it's Made" and Mythbusters, Time Warp, Documentaries on how things work and why they are made. Dirty Jobs, Deconstructed, Shit I just like the feeling my brain makes when it is working....
Vices: Pepsi, Crown"I have learned silence from the talkative, tolerance from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to all those teachers."
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| A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste... |
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| Dr. BIG JOHN a.k.a. "THE COURT JESTER" |
| About Me: |
FATHER OF 2 GREAT KIDS NAMED NOAH AND PELA
I AM A 350LB TEDDY BEAR. BUT IF YOU MESS WITH FAMILY OR MY FREINDS AND THEN THE CLAWS WILL COME OUT.
"LET THOSE WHO DO NOT UNDERSTAND ME FEAR ME.. LET THOSE WHO UNDERSTAND ME FEAR THEMSELVES"
IF I WANTED TO LISTEN TO AN ASSHOLE, I'D FART
"STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES, BUT WHIPS AND CHAINS EXCITE ME! SO SCRATCH MY BACK, AND SHOW ME THAT YOU LIKE IT!" NO PAIN NO GAIN..
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." ~ Bernard Meltzer
"If you don't smile when you are looking in my albums you don't have a heartbeat!"
I am one sick and funny person with a strange view on the world we share. All I want is people to laugh and enjoy this page.
Look at my family files they are what keep me grounded.
My blogs are full of great jokes...
One click or swallow away from the end of my time....
God helps the good and the devil helps the bad, but death treats everyone the same. Amen
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ED MY BROTHER / ARTIST / FRIEND>>http://www.inkednation.com/bonafidetat2 or http://www.myspace.com/revivaltattoo or www.revivaltattoo.com
This is not just a page this is a Tattoo artist a writer of records and times and we are the pages they write on.. He has helped with his work to never let me forget the good and bad.
The first tattoo was on my left arm years ago. It is of oriental mythology-1 body, 3 dimensions of personality. Yes, it was not done by Ed. It was done by a friend fresh out of jail with a razor motor, bent fork, broken pen and guitar string.
Then I wanted more. I was living in Hollywood, FL, could not find a person I felt okay to work on me saw some work of Ed when I was visiting my cabin in Dundee. So then I faxed this poor guy a sketch of a tattoo I wanted. YES, it was pencil figures. I am not talented in art. It is my left arm- Neptune. Yes, I wanted as parts missing showing my love of the ocean.
Mermaids on my right leg with an Orca to show my love of a beautiful killer and a gentle beast.
Left forearm comedy and tragedy with a theatrical twist.
My son's name on my right lower arms in a tribal rose vine holding a heart "Noah" thorns. And, yes, he is a boy.
A pole dance on my right chest in the clouds for the lost of a person close to me. Yes, she danced.
I have a scorpion on my right hand my birth sign.
Here is where Ed showed his gift as an artist my left chest on my 15th wedding anniversary my X-wife had left a month before and was trying to kill me. It is a dead hand green with envy with a wedding band holding a cold blue heart with a dagger in it; the 8 ball is to show where she put me.
My back the apes are me and my son. I am fighting off the lions, my X and other bad people. Protecting him the elephant on the shoulder is my dad watching over us. Yes, it is going slow. I had a HEART ATTACK not too long ago.
Then my dad passed and I was a wreck. My friend and ARTIST Ed did a memorial to my father. R.I.P.
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I might be a crazy ass friend, but I have 2 ears that will hear your problems, I won't always know what to say, but I'll try to help out with the best. I'll give you support and a shoulder to cry on. I'll probably make you laugh until you pee in your pants. Don't matter what happens... A good friend you'll always have..
The real you not the walled up masked version of you projected on a false canvas of mixed colors blinding your true feelings. We tattoo are skin to hide are souls and pierce are body to dangle shiny things from to mis-direct to real view of ourselves to be different but we are all the same rebellious fouls being outside the box of empty dreams and lost souls.
Johnny Cash: The man in black the original badass.
Meatloaf: The great vocal artist and actor.
Elvis Presley: The king....
Edgar Allen Poe: from his stories to poems...
Redd Foxx: too damn funny in to many ways..
George Carlin: Just a funny person with a great view of reality.
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glennyc
 
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| keep rocking the pics dude, you always making me laugh |
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comotosekitty
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| Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 14:50 |
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comotosekitty
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| Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 14:49 |
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comotosekitty
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| Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 14:47 |
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I found these pics for you
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lacij
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| Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 07:29 |
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::~:: Good Morning Friend ::~:: Just wanted to let you know you and your family are close in thought....Only thinking positive thoughts for all of you during this time in your life...It gets tough - Life, that is - It can be a real bitch...BUT, look around, see your precious babies, beautiful wife, and hopefully, feel somewhat better .... You are truly an awesome guy and you have lots of us pulling for you and your famlily....Have a great Monday (is that freakin possible?) LOL
Blessed Be..
LaciJ. :) |
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buttm0nk3y
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| Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 00:40 |
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| Hey bro. you and yours and your mom are in my prayers hope it goes well on her treatments!!! She'll come out of this 1 cuz shes a fighter and she dearly loves her family =-) love you bro |
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jungleman
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| Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 08:33 |
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| Our thoughts and prayers are with you and your family. |
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rufotattoo
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| Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 22:44 |
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| yo! hope nothing is serious with ur mom! and hope she gets fine...good wishes to your family, my mom had the same thing but it was nothing serious and shes fine now... |
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luckynemo
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| Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 05:51 |
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| best wished toy our family man, hope that beautiful baby girl of yours is doing well also. |
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| Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 22:58 |
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| heres another pics. then off to bed w my arse |
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sunmoonfirestar
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| Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 22:54 |
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| yeah i read all of them and left comments and pics...one of my customers thought that i was innocent (even though im a redhead according to him thats jsut attitude) and not tattooed.. you should've seen his eyes and face when i showed him all 5 inkes and my rook in my ear.. he said i wouldnt expect you to be tattooed at all you have more then me.. i said i know i pull off the innocent part very well you probaly think im sweet too.. well yeah of course.. i just winked and went to help another customer.. i LOVE my job |
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| Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 08:08 |
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sambuff
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| Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 18:32 |
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| thanks matey,nice pic:scary!! |
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| Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 18:02 |
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| Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 09:33 |
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briangibbs
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| Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 06:42 |
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| Thanks man... i was just showing some visitor some of your crazy shit :-) had them laughing there asses of ... very cool and thanks for leaving a message. Hope you and the family are all doing well... how did the visitors go? |
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gerbear1969
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| Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 09:05 |
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Hey John - I have many more shots of the KOI in my pond. Let me know if you want more.
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| Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 21:51 |
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| Looked at your pics... and they made me laugh. You've been blessed! Thanks for the add bro. |
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ringlady
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| Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 16:59 |
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| thank you for accepting of my freinds requesting |
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autobotgirl
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| Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 07:45 |
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| Just read the God Said joke, and I gotta say that was good. Don't lnow where you find these but, keep it up, they are the best. Every morning I look to see if you've posted more jokes. They have become my pick me up while I have my coffee in the morning! Tanks so much for the early morning smiles! ;) |
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| Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:24 |
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| just wanted to say hi and hope your day is going well, how are the "roomates" hopefully not driving you totaly insane!!! it will all get better soon have a great day |
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teeloc
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| Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 07:45 |
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| Hey man I read your jokes before I go to work & It makes it alot easyer to go out the door !There frickin funny..Later.. |
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cjz222
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| Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 09:34 |
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| Just checked out the new family album! You all make a beautiful family! Thanks for sharing! |
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markherlehy
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| Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 03:12 |
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Nobody But You
, ,, I must Say , Yopu Are ONE continuas Funny Bastard < ......... mark h. |
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monkeyink
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| Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 22:18 |
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| thanks for the invite,nice to meet you |
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janman
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| Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 15:21 |
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| thanks for adding me!!! how's Florida? I was planning on taking a road trip to miami maybe next summer... |
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teeloc
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| Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 21:51 |
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| Hey Bro thanks for the vine ! Great site. later from the left coast !! |
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dejean
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| Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 13:21 |
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| Hey bro your albums are great. If I need a laugh or two I know I can always find something tripped out in your pics or blogs, THX man!!! |
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| Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 23:12 |
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| HELLO MY FRIEND HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH THE FAMILIA.....AND KEEP THE JOKES COMING....THX |
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| Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:20 |
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| Just stoppin in to say hi and thx for the req ;-) |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 22:42 |
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hey big guy,
just wanted to say thanks for all the laughs! keep up the good work.
cheers |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 19:30 |
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| just stoppin by to show some love. hope your day turns around. thanks for all the funny shit..i laughed so hard one time i think i peed a little. take it easy big guy. |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 19:10 |
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sorry to hear that ur feelin down man.
you kick ass making everyone smile n laugh with ur bulletins blogs and albums. ya got a great family enjoy friend |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 18:35 |
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| *My pleasure hun, smiles Kate* |
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legendland
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| Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 18:09 |
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| *Smoochies and tickles*.. xx |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 17:50 |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 17:50 |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOAH
MAY EACH AND EVERY BIRTHDAY BE FULL
OF JOY AND HAPPINEST AND LOTS OF TOYS FROM YOUR DADDY
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| Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 15:59 |
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| YOU ROCK , HAVE A GOOD ONE !!! |
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cjz222
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| Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 15:43 |
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| Happy Birthday to that handsome son of yours!!! Please give Noah my happiest wishes! Enjoy him while you have him! They grow much too fast! |
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jungleman
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| Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 14:40 |
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| For Noah, Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 13:21 |
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| Hey John wishin your son a great 8th birthday. time does seem to fly on by hope you guys have a great day |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 02:51 |
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| hi there, thanks for the request, very nice to meet you. i hope you and your family are well & in fine spirits...x |
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| Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 00:25 |
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| I always get a laugh from your bulletins john...keep it up brotha!! |
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| Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 23:01 |
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jungleman
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| Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 15:13 |
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Keep up the great work Big John!
Hello to you and the family! |
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rubybaaby
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| Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 19:43 |
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LOL!!! Thanks, John, Wifey, and Niecey!!! I hope All of you have an AWESOME day!!!
XXXX!!!
Ruby |
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rubybaaby
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| Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 19:30 |
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LOL!! Since you like "steak" so much.........and everyone knows you are THE KING of funny pictures!! I thought I'd throw this out there for ya........
XXXX!!
Ruby
............LOL!! ENJOY!!!
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| Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 07:07 |
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| Hi mate whilst looking through the funny pics i have i saw this and thourght you might like it it could be entitled i can here a tap dripping somewhere! |
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funnkymonkey
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| Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 22:28 |
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Hey sweetie
Im not mad at you. Im just having a hard time with everything is going on in my life right now. Im not getting online much anymore. Im just not here... Things have been really bad and uhh... IDK anymore.
Anyways
How are things going?
Hows the family?
Much love
KiiTTiiE |
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