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Ymonster
37-year-old Man
New York City, New York, United States |
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| Last Login: |
| 12/09/2008 |
| Here For: |
| Friends, Networking, Business |
| My Details: |
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Body Type: |
Average |
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Ethnicity: |
Caucasian / White |
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Orientation: |
Straight |
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Marital Status: |
Divorced |
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Smoking: |
I'm a non-smoker |
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Drinking: |
I don't drink at all |
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Education: |
4-Year College/ University |
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Religion: |
None |
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Zodiac Sign: |
Aries |
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Speaks: |
English |
Interests: Tattoos. Art. Teratology. Carnies. Forbidden Girls. Serial Killers. Torture... Is there really anything else?
Fav Music: Firewater, Nick Cave, Superjoint Ritual, Cop Shoot Cop, Lovage, Mr. Bungle, White Stripes, Johnny Fucking Cash, Burzum, old Metallica, Marilyn Manson, No Means No, The Cows, Heroine Sheiks, Tool, Lamb of God, Arch Enemy, Chimaira, Drive By Truckers, The Coup, Ween, Tom Waits, Misfits, Social Distortion, Slunt, Lollipop Lust Kill., The Deadly Snakes, Hank III, Mike Doughty, Early Man, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Slayer....
Fav Flicks: Aftermath, Battle Royale, Secretary, Happiness, Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2, Return of the Living Dead, Long Jeane Silver, Donnie Darko, Ichi The Killer, Blade Runner, Versus, Ringu, Snatch, Frailty, Hellraiser, Amelie, Fudoh The Next Generation, The Devil's Rejects, Sin City, Big Trouble In Little China, Crash (David Cronenberg), Versus, Coen Bros movies, David Fincher movies...
Fav TV: I don't have time to watch television much, but when I do it's usually CSI, MXC, surgery shows, forensic shows... I'm all over that shit like blowflys on a decomposing body. Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong is a guilty pleasure too.... I also love all those fucked up documentaries on TLC--"Born With Two Heads", "The Boy Who's Skin Fell Off", "The Girl Who Turned To Stone", and "The Man Who's Arms Exploded". That's TV for me.
Vices: Vices are nice... so are pliers.
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| It's a numbered breath yer takin' |
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| Moving on. [] |
| London Tattoo Convention [] |
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| My Name: |
| Tim Kern |
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| About Me: |
| Tim Kern was born too soon into this world, half cooked and with a lazy eye--a harbinger of doom and sorrow. A rotten bastard from birth, Tim is descended from carnies. A former somnambulist and occasional blockhead, he grew up in a state of Misery... After being surgically separated from his less evil twin brother, he moved to New York City in 2002, and was an artist at Last Rites Tattoo Theatre until May 2007. He is currently rabid and should be shot on sight. |
| About My Ink: |
| I have a lot of tattoos. I plan to get more. My most recent is "GEEK LOVE" across my knuckles, and I got a tattoo of a dog head from actress Jennifer Jason Leigh. Sweet. |
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frankmaz |
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katiexhatie |
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kynst |
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megpie |
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brahma999 |
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cameronalise |
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christbutcher |
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cohma101 |
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billytoler |
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jasonvogttattoo |
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12ozking |
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| About Whom I Want to Meet: |
| Dead Girls, Tattooed Carnie Freaks, and Scumbags. Future Victims. Someone I Can Keep In A Little Box. |
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caseydee
 
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| HEY STRANGER! YOU MUST BE ON TWITTER INSTEAD OF ON HERE! LOL! |
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caseydee
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| Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 14:54 |
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BOO! hiya love!!! how you been? me misses you!
xoxo |
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darrinwhite
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| Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:48 |
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| I am setting them up to run how I use them. They are more for blending & layering. It is the closest I have came to a paint brush. Available now. |
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caseydee
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| Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 03:21 |
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hiya sweety
what convention are you doing after London? |
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caseydee
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| Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 23:48 |
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darkman2007
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| Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 21:35 |
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| Oh Man......... amazing work |
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downundertattoo
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| Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 03:56 |
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| hey dude just fort i would stop by to say love your work keep up the blood guts and skulls lol and hello from new zealand!!! |
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caseydee
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| Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 01:21 |
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chinatattoo
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| Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 05:05 |
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lovedeadgirl
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| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 00:45 |
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inkstain
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| Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:50 |
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devotchka
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| Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 23:22 |
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tk66
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| Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 20:15 |
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| Good luck with the new shop, bro. Have you figured out if you are going to do the STL show with James yet? I went to the place they have it yesterday and thought about the show. Anyways, have a good one. |
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candoman
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| Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 07:22 |
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| thanks for the add. really nicework. |
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alyzster6ix
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| Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 22:27 |
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codypinkeyez
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| Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 01:09 |
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| Return of the Living Dead is my favorite movie right now. I can't stop watching it. How are you darlin? |
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xstina
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| Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 18:05 |
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| hi.. I hope things are going well for you. |
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fractal
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| Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 04:59 |
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lis101
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| Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 21:03 |
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| Thanks for the add Darlin |
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seanherman
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| Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 03:20 |
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| your "about me" section is probably the best thing i've ever read. |
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derceto
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| Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 00:00 |
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| hey there man :-) how's the new shop setup going? |
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mckenzie
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| Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 14:28 |
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| damn... I was ganna ask you if would tattoo me. I'll have to catch u at another convention. I can see with what I can do about going to NY for a day? |
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mckenzie
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| Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 14:16 |
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| hey are u going to be at the philly convention next weekend by chance? |
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queenofhearts
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| Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 20:55 |
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| hows your tat? did your leg fall off yet? |
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faerie
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| Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 00:10 |
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was nice seeing you yesterday, love
I think you should skip texas so we can hang out on friday =) |
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queenofhearts
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| Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:42 |
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| yo timmy. sick tatz bro...im excited to have my poison purple-ified. |
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njinker1
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| Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 23:16 |
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| hey man love ur work....makes me wanna quit every time i look at it.... |
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mckenzie
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| Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 23:21 |
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| You should check this out, abunch of the girls will be there!!!!!XOXO |
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laurieface
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| Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 21:19 |
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| Thank you so much for the add,though I refuse to say "sick tatz" or anything of the like.Keep up the amazing work! |
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queenofhearts
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| Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:33 |
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| aw! i liked the monkey butt photo! |
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haylo
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| Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 23:38 |
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| what happend to you as a child? ;) |
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queenofhearts
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| Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 20:19 |
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| you need to work on your interests timmeh |
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lafemurder
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| Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 12:15 |
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Damn, your work is dope!..
i just threw my machines in the river.
All my Love
LaFemurder |
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ironmike
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| Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 23:49 |
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| thanks for adding me. your work is killer dude! |
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psychobillykell
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| Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 23:04 |
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| and to think, I thought I was the only one that wanted to shrink people and keep them in boxes.. well boxes and my pocket. I saw that and it made me smile:) Thanks Tim! and then there are people that i don't want to shrink and I want to put them in boxes too... Evil grin. |
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mckenzie
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| Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:56 |
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| You should of went to the Florida tattoo expo in Jacksonville, it was crazy fun! |
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seanozz
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| Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 00:02 |
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How the hell have ya been? been forever it seems!
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mckenzie
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| Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 23:47 |
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| hello...! how are u sweetie, hope i can run into u again at a convention, it was nice talking to u for a minuet at the hell city tattoo conventio back in May! |
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jomarie
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| Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 21:40 |
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| That new Elvis neck piece looks super duper, mister. :) |
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| Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 18:58 |
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| right on, thanks for the add been a big fan of yours for a long time. |
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skinartmagazine
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| Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 17:46 |
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| Thanks for the add. Send us some work! |
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| Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 01:21 |
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faerie
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| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 14:19 |
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I FINALLY watched frailty! (proud of me?)
I loved it
p.s. the elevator at my internship is named Otis |
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jdlarish
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| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 13:39 |
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hey tim, thanks for the add.
your artwork is amazing!!
hope all is well.
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vinnyb
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| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:04 |
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| Hey Tim hows everthing? Say hi to your new friend Ethel for me.... |
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durb
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| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:14 |
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| What in the Hell's been goin' on!!! Welcome to the nation!!? |
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fatmyke
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| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 03:47 |
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kimmie
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| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 02:36 |
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| Hey Tim! You found me. I still haven't been inked by you. Hopefully that changes soon. How are things going? |
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kurtwiscombe
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| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 02:12 |
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great to see more fo your beatiful, eerr evil and demented work!!
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danhazelton
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| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 02:01 |
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| hows it goin tim?? welcome! |
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